I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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