he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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