While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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