if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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