brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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