hotel room ftw
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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