I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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