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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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