i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I am available for nakedness
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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