Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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