So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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