I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
handjob tips. give me some.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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