p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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Even my vagina gasped.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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