Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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