Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(207): View more from Maine

We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.

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(727): View more from Florida

singing on the bus should be illegal

(607): View more from New York

huh?

(727): View more from Florida

There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down

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(416): View more from Ontario

He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?

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(727): View more from Florida

they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were

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(812): View more from Indiana

that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level

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(585): View more from New York

He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir

(716): View more from New York

That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people

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(315): View more from New York

Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.

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