There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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