all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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