just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's shark week go big or go home
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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