People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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