Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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