just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I party with great urgency now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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