youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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