Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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