It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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