is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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