My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
