Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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