It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize