I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He did a backflip because drugs
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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