I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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