he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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