I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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