they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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