yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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