she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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