He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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