What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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