I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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