I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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