Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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