look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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