do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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