I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
this will be a night to untag.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
