Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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