dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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