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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
