Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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