boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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