I understand Curling. That high.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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