So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
