I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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