It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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