There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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