woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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