Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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